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Sixth grade
Little Johnny was sitting on his backyard swing set with some of
his sixth grade schoolmates one Saturday when they started to tell
some jokes to each other.
Little Susie started off by saying, "Knock, knock?"
Everyone answered, "Who's
there?"
Susie says, "Boo!"
Everyone replied, "Boo who?"
To which Susie said, "Why are you all crying?" and every-
one broke out laughing.
At this point, Little Johnny got up and started into his joke, "Hey,
did you all hear about the prostitute who got fingered by Captain
Hook?"
Immediately, Johnny's mother, who was nearby watering the roses and
had heard Johnny start off, came rushing over and shouted, "Alright
Johnny! That's enough! In fact, all of you kids can go home now. Leave,
please."
The following Saturday, Johnny again invited his friends over, this
time to play some video games. During a lull in the action, Johnny
said to everyone, "You know, there's a rumor going around that
a busload of prostitutes will be leaving in the morning for that big
gold find up in Alaska, and they say..."
This time again, Johnny's mother was in the kitchen and came stomping
in after having heard him. She said demand- ingly as she gathered
his friends together and shuffled them towards the door, "Okay
kids, it's getting late. All of you will have to leave now."
Little Johnny was puzzled and yelled back at them, "Hey! Hold
on, hold on! There's still plenty of time 'cause the bus doesn't leave
till morning!"
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An Italian family is at the dinner table when the father says to his
oldest son, "Tony! Why you-a such a fat-a fuck?"
Tony says, "Poppa, it's-a Mama's spaghetti! I can't-a stop-a
eating it."
Poppa says, "You should-a take-a smaller bites!"
Then Poppa says to his middle son, "Michael! Why you-a such
a fat-a fuck?"
Michael says, "Poppa, it's-a Mama's lasagna. I can't-a stop-a
eating it, it's-a so good."
Poppa says, "You should-a also take-a smaller bites."
Then Poppa says to his youngest son, "Fredo! How you-a stay
so slim-a and-a trim-a."
Fredo says, "It's-a so easy, Poppa. I eat-a lots and lots of-a
pussy."
Poppa says, "Pussy? Pussy, that's-a taste like shit!"
Fredo says, "Poppa, You should-a take-a smaller bites!"
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